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A Perfect Way for Trump to Commemorate January 6th.
What I’m going to say next may make you believe that I’ve lost my mind, which isn’t such an unreasonable assumption when you consider that I was born in 1944, which puts me in my 81st year,
But after I say what I’m going to say, please read through the whole story and maybe you’ll understand that the next sentence isn’t quite as crazy as it would seem to be.
I am hoping the first thing Orange Shithead (O.S.) does when he sits his fat ass down behind the real Resolute desk again after taking the Oath is he announces that he has ordered the Postal Service to issue a January 6th commemorative stamp.
And the first thousand people who purchase this stamp on his Truth Social website will get it affixed to an envelope signed by him for a measly twenty bucks or so which, of course, will wind up in his pocket to help him pay off the last legal bills that the Supreme Court hasn’t yet figured out how to wipe the slate clean.
Maybe O.S, won’t wait until he gets to the White House to make this pitch to his adoring, MAGA friends. Better yet, he should begin selling this little item by mentioning it during his inaugural speech.
Why shouldn’t O.S. remind everyone as often as possible that there’s really no difference between selling some Presidential knick-knack like a…