Brandon vs. Biden: Guess Who Wins?

Earlier this week my sister sent me my birthday present, which was a Dark Brandon coffee cup which she bought from Joe’s campaign website. The website calls this mug a ‘dark roast’ mug, but everyone knows it’s really a Dark Brandon mug.

The same day that I got this gift, I was watching Fox News which I always watch because like don Corleone says, I like to keep my enemies closer than my friends. And all of a sudden I thought that somehow the TV had switched itself to CNN because there was a campaign advertisement from Joe all about how he would protect a woman’s right to choose!

What was a campaign ad from Joe doing on Fox News?

Then it got even crazier because after the next news segment, there was another campaign ad for Joe, this time featuring the same Dark Brandon picture that is on my mug.

What the fu*k is going on here?

I’ll tell you what’s going on.

The Biden campaign has decided to go after votes from the GOP contingent because they suspect, and I believe they are correct, that a lot of GOP voters are sick and tired of Donald Trump. And if you can bite off a few voters here and a few voters there, guess what? You win in 2024.

Yesterday the media was full of stories about how there was going to be extra security around the…