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Can Herschel Walker Survive This?

Mike Weisser
3 min readOct 4, 2022

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Back in 1944, Lyndon Johnson ran for Congress for the first time. A couple of weeks before the election, ol’ Lydon and his buddies got together behind the church to assess the campaign.

“You’re losin’ Lyndon,” said one of his friends, “and we gotta come up with sumpin’ that’ll make the voters come out for you and not for him.”

Everyone sat around sayin’ this, sayin’ that. All of a sudden ol’ Lyndon spoke up. “I got it,” he shouted. “We’ll spread the story that he fucks pigs.”

“Awww Lyndon,” drawled one of his good friends, “you know that’s not true.”

“Of course it’s not true,” replied LBJ, “but we’ll get him to deny it!”

After Lyndon Johnson became President, whenever the conversation turned to election strategies he repeated that story all the time in the Oval Office or anywhere else.

Guess what? Somebody connected to the Warnock campaign in Georgia must have heard this LBJ story second or third hand because this morning Herschel Walker is denying a story which just came out about how he paid for a girlfriend’s abortion and even sent her a ‘get well’ card.

Walker also claims he is suing the Daily Beast which broke the story which both he and his lawyer claims to be totally ‘false.’ He might consider joining the suit that Trump has just filed for $475 million for compensatory damages against CNN, claiming that by calling Trump’s complaints about election ‘fraud’ as being a ‘Big Lie,’ that CNN is…

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Mike Weisser
Mike Weisser

Written by Mike Weisser

Former college professor, IT Vice-President, bone fide gun nut, https://www.teeteepress.net/

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