Can Herschel Walker Survive This?

Back in 1944, Lyndon Johnson ran for Congress for the first time. A couple of weeks before the election, ol’ Lydon and his buddies got together behind the church to assess the campaign.

“You’re losin’ Lyndon,” said one of his friends, “and we gotta come up with sumpin’ that’ll make the voters come out for you and not for him.”

Everyone sat around sayin’ this, sayin’ that. All of a sudden ol’ Lyndon spoke up. “I got it,” he shouted. “We’ll spread the story that he fucks pigs.”