Can Rudy Giuliani Pay Off a $148-Million Debt?

As much as I hate the internet, every once in a while something appears online which is so perfect, so delicious and so representative of the slime which has infected our body politic thanks to the advent of Donald Trump (and the way his fat ass is kissed by the Fake News) that I must use a story to share this tidbit with my readers and my friends.

In this case I’m referring to a document that the eagle-eyed lawyer my sister sent me yesterday consisting of a report submitted to the Court overseeing the transfer of assets from Rudy Giuliani to the two Georgis women he defamed and to whom he now he owes $147 million, of which at least a part of that sum would be raised by the sale of personal possessions which Rudy had kept in his New York apartment (pictured above) over the years.

The possessions include jewelry and watches, a Yankee jersey allegedly worn by Joe DiMaggio, furniture, and furnishings — in other words, all the usual crap you find in many of the apartments in Manhattan’s Upper East Side.

The apartment itself is also up for sale, originally listed at $6.5 million, a price that was dropped to $5.1 million until Giuliani was ordered to turn the apartment over to the two women as a partial settlement on their suit.