Do We Need Artificial Intelligence?

I finally figured it out! Now I know (for a fact) why Joe is getting such crummy poll numbers when: a) we aren’t fighting an overseas war, and b) the economy is so strong that even the guys who were advising Trump on the economy have admitted they were wrong.

So how come every time I turn on the TV I see some fat, old white guy or fat white woman wearing a MAGA hat and telling me that Trump’s a really good guy? And now that the South Carolina primary for the Democrats is coming up, the Fake News media even manages to find some black person in some little Carolina town who says that he or she has some ‘doubts’ about Joe.

Gee, I’m really sorry if you happen to be one of those 3.8% of the working-age population hat can’t find a job. I also understand your frustration when you sit down to eat dinner and the chicken pot pie made in a factory in Uruguay still costs more than it cost when you first bought it two years ago.

Thank God you can still grab a 30-can carton of beer at your local drive-in for less than a buck a can, but that hardly makes up for the fact that the cost of cigarettes keeps going up.

I heard two women complaining to each other about the cost of gasoline because they ‘go broke’ driving up to tax-free New Hampshire to buy their cigarettes. And by the way, these are the same two women who know…