Does Trump Need Another Lawyer?

What do you call ten thousand lawyers trapped at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

We have lawyer jokes like that because even though almost all attorneys do their work in professional and ethical ways, every once in a while, one of them behaves like a real sh*tass, and somehow, don’t ask me how, those sh*tasses all end up working for Donald Trump.

Trump’s first lawyer was Roy Cohn, who defined the word ‘scumbag’ as it is used to describe someone who goes out of his way to be as nasty, unethical, illegal, and as big a piece of sh*t as Roy Cohn behaved.

Then there was Michael Cohen, who was so desperate to work for Trump that he not only did anything and everything sleazy and underhanded that Trump asked him to do, but came up with more than a few scummy and illegal ideas of his own which he then carried out.

Finally, we end up this list of sh*t bags with the biggest piece of sh*t of all, which is obviously the guy who went from being the 107th Mayor of New York City to a drunk standing across the street from a porn shop in Philadelphia and telling a lie about election ‘fraud’ that he would repeat at least a thousand times over the next couple of years.

Giuliani, you should know, was named last month in a lawsuit by a former employee who claims she was asked to furnish Rudy with names…