Enough With Trump!

I’m not only getting bored with Trump because he says the same, goddamn thing every day; I’m also getting bored with writing about Trump, because I end up writing the same, goddamn thing every day.

So, unless something really crazy happens involving Trump, let this be the last column I write about him for at least a week.

In that regard, I’ll sum up what I know about him, as well as making some judgements about what other people say about this guy.

First of all, Trump’s an asshole. We all know that. And what I mean by calling him an asshole is that he doesn’t really know how fuck*ng dumb he sounds. That’s because like lots of people who run a successful business, he makes the mistake of believing that knowing how to build a nice condo tower means he knows about anything else.

And successful business guys also frequently make the mistake of surrounding themselves with people who are dumber than they are, because if nothing else, when one of your plans screws up, you want to make sure that you can blame the fu*k-up on someone else.

Think of the people around Trump — Giuliani? Sidney Powell? That schmuck Bannon? Dumb asses all of them.

The idea that this bunch could plan a conspiracy to overturn a national election can best be described by quoting John le Carré: “Very few conspiracies survive contact with reality.” The January 6th conspiracy sure didn’t.