How Come Nobody Showed Up?

Back in June 2016, when Trump had torn through all the Republican primaries, he did a series of quickie campaign stops in California, and at one location a local official, who happened to be black, came up to him, asked for his autograph and selfie, and then walked back and stood with the rest of the crowd.

Trump then began his usual rambling tirade and at some point, began complaining about how he was being attacked by the Fake News for being anti-black.

To prove that this was just another false charge, Trump looked around the audience, laughed, and yelled, “Where’s my African American? Where is he?”

Yesterday Trump got his answer at the so-called rally held in front of the New York City courthouse at 100 Centre Street, an event which was actually a conclave of the media who came to cover an event which didn’t take place.

As some hapless kid from the Young Republicans was explaining why nobody showed up, a black guy drowned him out by standing about fifteen feet away and continuously yelling ‘Fu*k Trump! Fu*k Trump!”

The man then found himself surrounded by a gaggle of reporters and microphones and proceeded to hold his own press conference to explain what he thought about Trump. His explanation was somewhat muddled, but everyone got the point.