I Want the GOP To Win In 2022.

Mike Weisser
3 min readJul 14, 2022

I’m going to say something that’s going to piss off all my liberal friends, but it needs to be said. I hope the POS/GOP takes control of both the Senate and the House in November’s vote.

That’s right. Not just one chamber but both. And here are the reasons why.

Reason #1. A POS/GOP Congressional sweep may produce an announcement from Orange Shithead that he’s going to run in 2024. Then we’ll finish him off.

Reason #2. We’ll have a daily dose from MTG who will be given some kind of leadership position in the House. That way everyone will finally have to face what the POS/GOP has become.

Reason #3. The POS/GOP will get nothing done legislatively in either chamber so who really cares? What did they get done in 2017–2018 when they controlled both chambers?

Reason #4. If the POS/GOP actually votes something up, say a bill which makes teaching CRT in public schools a federal crime, Joe will veto it anyway.

I love the idea that the POS/GOP believes they are winning the ‘culture war.’ When I was a kid, around the time of the last Ice Age, the word ‘culture’ meant music by Beethoven, poetry by Yeats, paintings by Picasso, fiction by Joyce.

When we said that so-and-so was ‘cultured,’ we didn’t mean that he or she was pro-abortion or against gay marriage. The word ‘culture’ had nothing to do with personal identities, or ethnic background, or how you felt about government mandates or anything else.

Thanks to that fucking internet, we don’t make distinctions any more about what we know and what we don’t know. If you get a text message or a video, you’ve been sent a ‘fact.’ If someone says something, anything, you can make sure it’s accurate by doing a quick Google or Wikipedia search.

In school, the word ‘research’ used to mean you went to the library and spent a day first at the card catalog, then looking through the index of a couple of real books, then taking notes, then comparing one source to another, then maybe knowing enough to think that maybe, just maybe you knew something about the world around you that you didn’t know before. Or maybe you needed to spend another day in the library, okay?