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It’s Time for Trump to Make a Deal.
I have a bit of advice for Donald Trump. Not that he’ll necessarily ever hear it, but I’ll put it out there nonetheless.
Know how Trump has always said he’s such a great deal maker? He even had some guy ghostwrite a book for him about his dealmaking abilities, right?
If Trump is so good at making deals, here’s one he shouldn’t pass up.
What he needs to do is make a quiet call to Kamala and offer to shut the fuck up and run a nothing campaign, in return for which she’ll agree to use whatever influence and or authority she has to keep him out of jail.
Better yet, right after she’s elected on November 5th, she’ll go to Joe and tell him to cancel Jack Smith’s Grand Jury which has been meeting in D.C. to indict Trum for planning and abetting January 6th, and then she’ll call the DA down in Georgia, get that case scrubbed and also tell Judge Engeron in New York to give Trump a financial pat on the risk but no jail time.
Why do I say that Trump needs to make this deal and make it fast? Because from what I saw last night at the DNC show in Chicago, and what I just heard about an announcement which is allegedly coming today, Trump has about as much of a chance to win the 2024 Presidential election as I have a chance to stay on the diet I started this morning for more than three or four days.
Last night I tuned in as a young man who I never saw before was up on the rostrum delivering a very brief but effective speech. The kid (pic…