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Rudy Giuliani Needs a Place to Stay.

Mike Weisser
4 min readDec 16, 2023

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If there’s anyone out there who honestly believes that Donald Trump can win next year’s Presidential election against Joe Biden or anyone else, they might want to take a minute and reflect on what the D.C. jury verdict in Giuliani’s defamation trial really means.

In case you’ve been out of contact for the last couple of days, Rudy’s trial for defaming two election workers in Georgia ended up with a whopping $148 million that he now owes these two women, of which $73 million is compensatory money for damages actually suffered, along with another — ready? — $75 fucking million for punitive damages.

Great gugga mugga! Rudy takes it right in the ass!

He says he’s going to appeal. Yea, right! What Rudy really needs to do is find some corner in one of the tunnels under the old West Side Highway and camp out for a couple of years with the other homeless squatters until he’s old and forgotten news.

I can see it now — Rudy will become another John Mitchell spending his last years being kept by some little old lady in Georgetown who gave him a free bedroom in return for taking her dog out for a walk every morning and buying a quart of milk.

But what this verdict really means is that it’s a shot across the bow to all those schmucks going to trial in Georgia, a lineup which includes Rudy, by…

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Mike Weisser
Mike Weisser

Written by Mike Weisser

Former college professor, IT Vice-President, bone fide gun nut, https://www.teeteepress.net/

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