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So Now We Will Have theTrump-Biden Debate.
So, now we finally have the news which everybody’s been waiting for, which is that Orange Shithead and Joe will come together for two debates. We don’t yet have specific times or locations where the debates will take place, but as soon as I saw the story I remembered the 2020 debate when Joe shook his head and asked Trump to just ‘shut up.’
At that moment I knew that Joe was going to win the 2020 Presidential race, because what he had done in that brief second was to demonstrate to the entire American population that he was nobody’s fool and wasn’t about to let Trump turn the debate into just another example of how and why he was such a ‘tough’ guy.
Meanwhile, it only took Trump a couple of hours after the announcement of the debates was made for him to remind everyone that he can always be counted on to say something nasty and insulting about anyone and everyone who challenges him on anything at all, saying, “I am Ready and Willing to Debate Crooked Joe at the two proposed times in June and September.”
I am now going to go into my local shul every morning until the day of the first debate, join the minyan and ask God to please, please make sure that Trump refers to ‘crooked Joe’ during the debate.
It would be even better if Trump would get convicted in the ‘hush money’ trial and then launch…