Thanks for your comment. When I was in the service, we went out to the range to shoot the 1911 and the sergeant said that we couldn’t go in for chow unless we hit the target. I couldn’t hit squat at 20 feet, so I took the gun and threw it at the target and hit it. The sergeant went nuts and screamed, “What the fuck are you doing?” And I said, “Sarge, you said ‘hit the target.’ You didn’t say how.” To his credit he laughed and let us go in for chow.