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The Supreme Court Gives Trump Nothing.

Mike Weisser
3 min readMar 4, 2024

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So, you would think that the way the alt-right noise machine is screaming about Trump’s great victory today at the Supreme Court, that he had just been allowed to declare himself President for Life.

In fact, the decision by the Court to put Trump back on the Colorado ballot increases his chances of him getting re-elected President as I have a chance to actually stay on the 544th diet which I started this morning to lose that hopeless 20 pounds.

I’m not going to lose one, goddamn pound and Trump isn’t going to win the election in November for exactly the same reason, namely, that I’ve tried to lose weight on other diets, and it hasn’t worked, and Trump has tried to get re-elected and that didn’t work.

Now, in my case the failure to lose those extra pounds is understandable for the simple reason that I like to eat. Which is actually much the same reason in a slightly different context which explains why Trump keeps trying to get elected President again, namely, because if your name happens to be your brand and you want to build your brand and earn a few more bucks, then running for President is a sure-fire strategy to get the job done.

Except there’s one fundamental difference between me going on another diet and Trump continuing his Presidential campaign in 2024. And the difference is that I don’t have…

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Mike Weisser
Mike Weisser

Written by Mike Weisser

Former college professor, IT Vice-President, bone fide gun nut, https://www.teeteepress.net/

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