The Trump Gang Still Can’t Shoot Straight.

Last week after the Georgia indictment was unsealed I wrote a column in which I asked how could that bunch of educated, professional people be so friggin’ stupid? They were right out of Jimmy Breslin’s The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight, ‘ — that goddamn dumb.

Did this bunch take one second to wonder whether they were smart enough to leave tracks all over the place and not get caught? Didn’t they know that the prosecutor was a Democrat? Didn’t they know that Georgia was one of the few states which uses the RICO statute to charge people with attempting election fraud?

And now we have the lawyers for this bunch as well as for Trump stealing the classified documents that wound up in the toilet at Mar-a-Lago actually saying that their clients didn’t tell lies about election ‘fraud,’ they were just stating their opinions which is nothing more than a 1st-Amendment ‘right.’ And I saw a one of these attorneys actually making this argument and somehow keeping a straight face!

The cops use the term ‘paintheass’ to describe anyone who commits some stupid, little crime and keeps committing stupid, little crimes. Most of these PTA’s never really figure it out and why they keep committing stupid, little crimes is anyone’s guess. Snatching the old lady’s purse is a typical PTA crime, ditto breaking into a car and either stealing…