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Trump Makes His Biggest Mistake.

Mike Weisser
4 min readAug 2, 2022

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So, Orange Shithead has finally made a big mistake. I’m not talking about January 6th, because being a guy who understands how the Mafia behaves, OS has surrounded himself with flunkies like Rudy Giuliani and Mark Meadows who will take the big hits.

In this case I’m talking about last weekend’s LIV golf tournament that Trump sponsored at his New Jersey golf course, which turned out to be a big bust.

The crowds were ‘sparse,’ and that was an overstatement. Tickets to the event were being given away. The winner, a Swede named Henrik Stenson, was supposed to be Captain of the European Ryder Cup team but he’s now toast for that event because he joined the LIV tour.

The big news about the tournament was about the guy who didn’t show up to play. And that guy’s name is Tiger Woods, who was evidently offered more than $700 million to quit the PGA but had the decency to tell the Saudis who are bankrolling the LIV thing to do what Grandpa would say, which is ‘gai macht’ (read: stick it up your you know what).

Trump was surrounded at the tournament by the usual gaggle of MAGA-me-nots like Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose experience as a tantric sex worker doesn’t qualify her to even work as a caddy on a municipal golf course. And like everything else he does, Trump blabbed on and on about how the Saudis are his ‘great…

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Mike Weisser
Mike Weisser

Written by Mike Weisser

Former college professor, IT Vice-President, bone fide gun nut, https://www.teeteepress.net/

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