Member-only story

Trump & RFK: The Perfect Ticket!

Mike Weisser
3 min readOct 12, 2023

--

The more I think about it, the more I like it. And what I’m thinking about is a dream ticket for 2024. Ready?

Trump and RFK, Jr, running together on a third-party line!

I’m serious. And it’s not only something that could happen. It should happen.

On Monday, Kennedy announced that he’s running as an ‘independent.’ And even though Trump-o is leading the entire GOP field by double digits in every primary, he keeps saying that he’s running ‘against’ the GOP, or at least that part of the GOP which doesn’t agree with him.

So, the first thing that those two guys need to do is come up with a new party label which they can use both during the campaign and after they take the Oaths of Office in 2025.

That’s right! The Vice President also takes an oath. And the VP also solemnly swears to defend the Constitution and all that other blah-blah-blah.

Forget MAGA as a new party label. Because you know that the Democrats will run endless campaign ads next year with pictures of those assholes who ran up the Capitol steps on January 6th waving their MAGA flags.

I got it! They can call themselves the Independence Party. After all, the only place where RFK-Jr. appears in public is in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia. So, why not run a whole bunch…

--

--

Mike Weisser
Mike Weisser

Written by Mike Weisser

Former college professor, IT Vice-President, bone fide gun nut, https://www.teeteepress.net/

Responses (6)