Trump & Rudy Need Your Help$$.

It keeps getting better. It really does. We suffered through more than eight years of Trump bullshit and bombast and now the shoe is on the other foot. He and his few, remaining acolytes like Marjorie Taylor Greene can continue to warble about how the legal system has been ‘weaponized’ against him, but sooner or later, either he comes up with a lot of dough or off he goes.

And by the way, Trump isn’t the only one who is facing some serious shit when it comes to counting the cash. Yesterday, his asshole buddy Giuliani filed his financial records for his The bankruptcy filing, and it turns out that basically he’s broke.

Rudy claims to have $10.6 million in assets, but his total cash is $32,000 bucks. The rest of what he claims to own is the New York apartment which has been on the market now for more than six months and nobody’s made a bid. There’s also a property in Palm Beach allegedly worth $3.5 million which he might sell if he reduced the price by half.

The rest of his so-called assets are such priceless valuables as his personal clothing, his watches and jewelry, a baseball uniform shirt allegedly worn by Joe DiMaggio, a 45-year-old Mercedes which probably doesn’t run, a couple of wide-screen TVs and a savings account containing $351 bucks.