Trump Would Be The Perfect Speaker!

Every morning I go online and the first thing I check is what stupid thing some member of the GOP said since last night. And this morning, they exceeded all my expectations when I read that a GOP idiot from Texas (what do expect from Texas?) named Troy Nehls is going to nominate Orange Shithead to be the next Speaker of the House.

Two other members of the GOP House caucus have also indicated that they are considering Trump to be the Speaker and if we’re lucky, the virus will spread, and I can only hope that the entire Democrat(ic) caucus will vote to put Trump in the Speaker’s chair.

Knowing Trump and I have known him since he was putting up real estate projects in New York back in the 1980’s, he will not only accept the nomination, but if he’s elected, he’ll pledge to be Speaker even if he’s in jail. After all, if Orange Douchebag is sitting in Butner or Danbury, he can always gavel the House into session by having the guards put a Zoom connection I not his cell.

Or better yet, the Bureau of Prisons can build a cell for him across the Anacostia River in Saint Elizabeth’s mental hospital, and hopefully his space can be the same space where Ezra Pound was incarcerated after World War II for having publicly promoted Mussolini and Hitler during the war.