Want to Be Invited to Dinner at Mar-a-Lago? Here’s What To do.

Mike Weisser
4 min readNov 26, 2022

So, Trump is now getting hit over the head by virtually everyone because he had Nick Fuentes for a quickie meal at Mar-a-Lago. Fuentes is a big-mouth brat who shoots his mouth off about anything and everything that will get him some listeners on his podcasts where he casts doubt on the Holocaust and promotes the usual mélange of White nationalist, racist and anti-Semitic views.

And of course the minute that the alt-right and the alt-left internet started carrying the story about Trump and his dinner guest, who else but Marjorie Taylor Greene pipes up on Twitter to make some stupid remark about the event?

One of Trump’s so-called advisers (nameless of course) said the entire episode was a “fu*king nightmare,” a comment which of course was then carried by Raw Story, some other internet media and then all the way up to NBC News.

How can I promote myself so that I can also get invited to Mar-a-Lago and then get noticed by NBC News?

Here’s what I’ll do.

I happen to be somewhat well known in the political and advocacy groups which promote gun control. This is because back in 2013, after Sandy Hook, I wrote an op-ed for Huffington Post in which I criticized Wayne LaPierre, the Executive VP of the NRA, for what he said about the Newtown event.

Now I happen to be a lifetime NRA member, in fact, I’m a Lifetime Endowment member, which means I give America’s ‘first civil rights organization’ enough money every year to keep them from throwing me out.

When my op-ed ran in Huffington, the online magazine was overwhelmed with reactions from readers, not readers from the Left, but readers from the Right — all of whom denounced me in the most angry and vitriolic terms. After all, this was a ‘gun guy,’ who was attacking the NRA! You don’t do that in gun-nut land.

But I did, and I continued to do it for the next five years with a weekly column in Huffington which attracted an alt-right following that usually doesn’t read stuff like Huffington Post.

That was then, this is now. Now the internet has become inundated with alt-right assholes like Nick Fuentes, as well as alt-left noisemakers like Paul Krugman and Cornel West. So, how’s about…