Want To Eat Dinner with Trump and Rudy?

Of all the shithead members of the Trump gang I’d like to see wind up at Otisville or Danbury for a few years, believe it or not, it wouldn’t be P01135809. It’s not that he doesn’t deserve to spend some time away at college at the taxpayer’s expense.

But for all his bullshit and bluster I always thought that P01135809 was playing in a league way over his head. Sorry, but fixing up a golf course or putting your name on a hi-rise condo doesn’t really give you any experience to be the CEO of the world’s largest corporation and in his case it really showed.

On the other hand, as a former federal prosecutor in the busiest federal prosecutor’s office of all, shithead Giuliani knew exactly what he was doing when he ran the whole election ‘fraud’ scheme.

Giuliani knew what he was doing for two reasons, which made it easy for him to sell the whole idea to P01135809, whose lack of brains and oversized ego made him the perfect mark.

Reason Number 1: Giuliani has been playing the election ‘fraud’ game for more than thirty years. The day after he lost the 1989 mayoral election to David Dinkins in 1989, he got up at a press conference and complained that he wasn’t the city’s next mayor because votes had been stolen up in The Bronx.