Want To Work for Trump? Learn How to Lie.

For those who might be worried that Trump’s immediate push to deport millions of so-called ‘illegal’ immigrants will be a disaster for immigrants living in the United States, along with the country as a whole, there’s nothing to worry about.

Because no matter how many people are actually deported, Trump will, as usual, lie about the results in order to save his ass from what will no doubt be a big, Democrat(ic) win in 2026.

And let’s remember that someone is deported when they are sent across one of our national borders, even if they were in the country for less than five minutes when for whatever reason they were told to leave.

Trump claims he’s going to use the military to take charge of the deportations. What’s he going to do? Have troops from the 101st Airborne Division go knocking on doors in Springfield, OH where Haitian immigrants stole and ate all those pet cats and birds?

I can just see two soldiers in their camo outfits standing in front of my local Stop & Shop with a sign which reads, “Sign up here to get deported,’ the way they now stand in front of supermarkets selling those little red paper-flower buds to stick on your lapel for Memorial Day.

Now understand this estimate comes from organizations that are opposed to Trump’s immigration stance, so such numbers…