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We Have a New Political Culture Thanks to Trump.

Mike Weisser
4 min readJan 21, 2024

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Here’s my scenario if Trump ends up as the GOP nominee and then wins the election and takes the oath again on January 20, 2025.

In his inaugural address, he will announce a blanket pardon for everyone who has been indicted for having participated in the January 6th riot. He will also announce that no further investigations or indictments of January 6th ‘patriots’ will take place.

The next day, Trump will walk into the Oval Office and sign an Executive Order which gives every federal employee a day off with pay every year on January 6th. He will then announce in his first Oval Office appearance that he will ask Congress to make January 6th a federal holiday which will officially be known as ‘freedom day.’

A month or so later, Trump will unveil a new stamp from the USPS which commemorates January 6th and will show the crowd charging up the Capitol steps on one side, and the hangman’s noose which was going to be used on Mike Pence on the other.

He will also, as soon as the weather gets nice, hold a large party on the White House grounds and invite everyone who was part of the January 6th mob to show up, all expenses paid. Of course, all the rioters who attend this joyful event will be given a medal which they can proudly wear, along with a decal for the rear bumper of their truck.

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Mike Weisser
Mike Weisser

Written by Mike Weisser

Former college professor, IT Vice-President, bone fide gun nut, https://www.teeteepress.net/

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