What Does Nikki Haley Really Want?

Mike Weisser
3 min readDec 29, 2023

So, after forgetting that the Civil War was fought about slavery, today Nikki Haley remembered American history at the 3rd grade level and at another Town Hall meeting in New Hampshire, this is what she had to say: “We know the Civil War was about slavery.”

She then went on to drop this doozy: “Let’s not forget what came out of that, which is government’s role, individual liberties, freedom for every single person, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom to do and be anything you want to be without anyone in government getting in our way.”

What the fuck is she talking about? How does government get in my way? Does she mean that government stops me from shooting off my mouth, or from walking into the synagogue this coming Saturday to say some prayers?

So, I went to her website to see where she stands on various issues except her website doesn’t have a page which tells me what she thinks about the economy, or the environment, or foreign policy, or anything else.

Of course, there’s a store page with t-shirts, coffee mugs and all the other usual crap. She wants $35 for a hat which is a real bargain, since the MAGA hat on Trump’s website is $50 bucks.

But Trump to his credit has a website page which contains detailed explanations for where he stands on 15 different issues —…

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