What Happens to MAGA When Trump Disappears?

Believe it or not, there’s a little part of me that wants Trump to win the election next year and move back into the Oval Office in 2025. And the reason I want him to be #47 is I’ll have something to write about every motherfucking day.

Because the problem with Joe is that he spends his time just doing what he’s supposed to do, which is managing the world’s largest corporation and managing any organization is boring as hell.

So, here’s what I think, or hope will happen to Orange Shithead as things move along. He’ll make a deal in Georgia to cop a plea for one count, with the understanding that he won’t go to jail as long as he keeps his fucking mouth shut.

And somehow, don’t ask me how, once Trump-o takes a dive in Fulton County, all those other indictments will fade away. For sure, the indictments in Florida and D.C. will disappear because those are federal cases and Joe will call up Merrick and that’ll be the end of that.

The New York case will be a bit more difficult to fix, but since it’s New York there’s always some way a fix can be found.

Once Trump shuts up, you won’t be hearing anything more from Maga-ites like Maggie Tits Greene or Matt Gaetz because they won’t get the slightest bit of Fake News attention without their Fuhrër to lead them around.