What Will Trump Say After He Loses Again?

So, now that Kamala has received enough votes from delegates going to the Democratic convention to be declared the Presidential nominee, I need to raise the following question with my readers — ready?

If Kamala wins on November 5th, what will be Trump’s bullshit explanation for losing this time around?

Which then raises a second question, which is what kind of deal should Kamala offer Trump so that he’ll shut the fuck up and go away?

Think I’m kidding about that second question? I’m not. And the reason I’m not kidding is because I always had something of a feeling that when Joe decided to run after Trump made such a complete and utter asshole of himself by desperately trying not to condemn the Nazis who marched through Charlottesville in 2017, it probably never occurred to anyone that if Trump lost in 2020, that he would spend the next four years running for President again.

Which means that Joe might have seen himself as a one-term President because he certainly didn’t behave like a guy planning to run for a second term while he was in the Oval Office between 2021 and this current year.

I have been paying attention to Presidents since JFK was elected in 1960, and I don’t recall another occupant of the Oval Office who paid less attention to his public and media image than…