Where Will Trump & Rudy End Up Sleeping?

I’ve told this anecdote a few times, but I need to tell it again, so I’ll make it brief. One day in 1988 I saw a former Attorney General of the Unted States — John Mitchell — homeless in Washington, D.C. Actually, he had a bed to sleep on in some old lady’s house in Georgetown, but he couldn’t pay her any rent which meant effectively that he could be pitched out at any time into the street.

I keep saying that, sooner or later, the same thing’s going to happen to Rudy Giuliani who, after all, wasn’t a former Attorney General; he was only the head of the DOJ’s Southern District in New York.

But I’m telling you, the clock is ticking, or the sand is dripping or whatever other way you want to describe how time’s running out for Rudy, okay?

The pic above is a promotional video that Rudy recently made for some deli out on Long Island which got some 10,000 ‘likes’ on Instagram, but who knows if anyone bothered to drive out there to buy one of their chicken sandwiches, right?

It’s also not clear from Rudy’s recent bankruptcy filing whether he got paid for standing in front of the deli counter, because there are about as many holes in Rudy’s bankruptcy petition as you get in a slice of Dorman’s Swiss cheese.