Where’s Rudy?

Something very weird is going on right now. Something very, very weird.

It starts with Giuliani, who finally makes a deal with the two Georgia campaign workers and is allowed to keep his apartments in New York and Palm Beach, his world series rings and some other personal crap.

But here’s what’s weird, which is what Rudy had to say about the whole affair: “This whole episode was unfortunate. I and the Plaintiffs have agreed not to ever talk about each other in any defamatory manner, and I urge others to do the same.”

This is a guy who has spent the last five years screaming his head off about the election ‘steal’ every time a mic was stuck in his face, and now he’s telling everyone that it’s time, as Grandpa would say, to ‘sha shtill?’ (read: keep your mouth shut.)

But wait — it gets better.

Last week Trump sends out his ICE goon squads to arrest all those ‘illegals’ and ship them somewhere overseas. Something like 2,500 poor unfortunates were arrested, and if this arrest rate continues, it will only take the ICE 48 more years to clean the entire slate.

Did you hear one word out of the Oval Office commending the troops for a job well done? Nope. As the Spaniards would say, ‘ni palabra, ni pỉo’ (read: not a word, not a peep.)