Who Would Give Rudy One Hundred Grand?

So, whatever happened at the big fundraiser that El Trump-o was going to throw for Rudy Giuliani at El Trumpo’s Bedminster golf club? The only thing we heard was that the affair pulled in a million bucks, but we got that from Rudy’s idiot son Andrew, who was interviewed on Newsmax which as you know, makes sure only to deliver honest news.

Yesterday Rudy gave his own report on this event to which he devoted 30 seconds of his 40-minute podcast and here is what he said: It was a ‘private event’ attended by ‘lots of great people.’

And by the way, not a single word about the event from El Trump-o himself. Not one, friggin’ word.

Which brings me to ask two questions to which any or all of my readers may want to respond.

Question #1: Who the hell out there is going to donate a hundred grand to Rudy’s defense when this is a guy who managed to plan and produce a scheme which to date has netted 91 specific charges in 4 indictments against the man he allegedly represents?

Question #2: Who the hell is going to shlep all the way out to Bedminster, NJ to put a $100,000 check into a basket at the entrance to the club? It’s not as if anyone who can afford to write that kind of paper needs to do it in order to say hello to Donald Trump. And for sure, someone who has that kind of dough to piss…