Why Can’t Alan Dershowitz Just Shut Up?

I want to end my 2023 blogging activity by posting a quick story about one of my truly pet hates, who happens to be the only faculty member in the 387-year history of Harvard University to resign, which is a polite way that the Harvard Corporation Board fires someone for behaving like a complete asshole, which is the only way to describe how Alan Dershowitz has behaved since he started bringing his good buddy Jeffrey Epstein around to the Cambridge campus after he defended Epstein for his sexual proclivities back in 2008.

Dershowitz has since gone on to burnish his career and legal work by representing Donald Trump in the first impeachment, even though Trump turned down an offer by Dershowitz to be his go-to lawyer for the paltry fee of one million bucks. Meanwhile, Dershowitz was later fined $12,000 by a judge for his role in a phony lawsuit filed by another Trump shithead, Kari Lake, who claimed her 2022 election loss for Governor was just another instance of Democrats stealing votes.

Having spent the last several years talking in front of right-wing, pro-Israel groups, Dershowitz has now taken on a new target, none other than the President of his former employer, Harvard’s President Claudine Gay. Jumping on the dump-Gay bandwagon, Dershowitz has released a statement calling for Gay to resign in order to restore Harvard to its position as a ‘great…