Why Can’t Giuliani Just Shut Up?

Here’s what I really don’t understand and maybe someone out there can explain it to me.

What I’m talking about is how so many guys, and it seems to be much more of a guy thing than a girl thing, seem to have absolutely no respect for their own privacy. It’s like the more they behave in childishly immature ways, the more they want everyone to know about their behavior.

What happened to the idea of privacy? Isn’t there any kind of behavior which should be kept out of the public eye?

Look at Clinton with Lewinsky. Okay, so the guy can’t resist getting a quickie pipe job from a seductive teenager — that much I can understand. But he has to do it in the Oval Office? He can’t get the Secret Service to take her across the street to the Mayflower Hotel and he’ll sneak up to her room for a nighty-nighty now and again?

Trump’s the same way. He sneaks into the changing room in a department store to get his chops off on a woman whom he could have easily stuck into a suite at the Ritz Carlton if he needed to get it off with her on a weekday afternoon?

These guys just seem to think that there’s no difference between the public and the private, but they’re rank amateurs in this area when you compare their behavior to the latest contretemps of Rudy Giuliani, who just can’t seem to do anything which…